rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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shavingryansprivates:

its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon

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madeagoestohell:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

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